The best joke in the world.?

Bailey Lares: i don't know maybe something about "they are only late when they're pregnant" just guessing

Boris Hadsall: is that what makes you the best joke in the world. thats just sad

Inez Relihan: Cause there is a clock on the stove . Happy Thanksgiving Ladies !

Elden Dedon: like these " tell someone that if ur hand is biger than ur face you have cancer, then when they try to see if it iz then smack there hand into there face.Or that their hand smels like choclate.either way works. "also jokes that hurt them in a funny way so they wont get mad at u like a nut shot after teling them the capitol of tialand is bangcock. lolthanx to everybody who answers :]...Show more

Iris Shawcroft: I truly have many a million) located a ketchup packet in between a bathing room seat and the bowl. Then jointly as somebody sits down it explodes on there pants 2) yet yet another is very almost undesirable even in spite of the shown reality that it truly is a prank.! you sneek out for the duration of the knight with a set on twine and tie one end to a mailbox of a hectic highway then bypass the line and tie it to a different mailbox. In a couple of minutes you have a annoyed using rigidity and it truly is humorous to 3) you are able to desire to in trouble-free words fork someones outdoor in trouble-free words grab an entire bunck of forks and bypass stick it in someones outdoor...Show more

Derrick Cacioppo: yeah ..coz they can always ask a man for the time!

Buster Buchko: Well i've seen these on Internet like "F**kin' magnets, how do they work?"Where do they come from and why are they funny?

Mauro Cowee: huh??????its not a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Myesha Zerbe: http://www.howmagnetswork.com/

Booker Moros: what joke cuz i wanna laugh cuz i have brushed my teeth with the new toothpaste

Marvel Mcaulay: that's just dumbcome on

Lynn Mctier: hahahahahah YOU are the best joke in the world.....

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Lonnie Jehle: Human being.Right?I changed my ans! wer from "what joke?"In the beginning I didn't get you. I thought you are telling the joke instead..Accept my answer and rightly so because we are a big joke, when the rest of the nature is predictable and fact....Show more

Shane Getler: Get his/her ballpen ink from a pen then switch their places with another pen!

Hunter Osterberger: why are guys such jerks?A: because they THINK it makes them look cool

Agustina Stimmel: german armwrestling. hilarious! you sit right across from one another. he puts fist twoards himself and pulls in you you pull away towards yourself and when he uses all his might you let go and he smacks himself. it works believe me ive done it to my buddys before and it really can go"whack!"

Colby Millberg: I have to admit, I am pretty funny when I want to be.

Bruno Galasso: hahahalmao

Shamika Schools: ure nt funny man, or kwl, so stop tinkin u are!

Lillie Yarde: this is not the best joke in the world,no, this is ju! st a tribute

Bernie Cerra: I forgive you , you are probably only about 10yo an female

Keven Drumgole: The line comes from an Insane Clown Posse song, I believe it's called "Miracles." The idea is that we don't know how magnets work, so they must be a miracle.Which ignores the fact that of course we know how magnets work, just open a science book and read about it. But that requires one to be literate, and therefore does not apply to the ICP.

Marvella Benward: Why have women got small feet?A: So they can stand closer to the sink.

Damion Oleksa: Poor Baby! Someone must have hurt your little bitty feelings!

Jorge Gerrero: I have now decided not to read the so called shitty jokes by E10

Bud Espenshade: i already know that.

Ermelinda Stalnaker: SOMEONE GETS SOMEONES TRUE LOVE

Jude Kennelly: http://www.ifrp.org/booty/index.php?guild_id=1481

Collin Barter: I got one tell them to say "ow" then punch emthats all i got .-.

Elden Bardach: bc she is always on my time

Kimberlee Bowdish: Yo! u are the most pathetic joke in the whole world.